The Frabjowski Perp

Ach du Leebird!

Every once in a while one discovers a bird
Of revolting and mis’rable nature
With horrible habits—
like hamsters or rabbits,  
And clearly disturbed nomenclature.

The Frabjowski Perp! Just the sound of the name
Lets you know he’s an aberrant turd,
Though he's tiny and cute, 
That's all actually moot,
He's a psychopath—truly disturbed.