The Faraday Crab Catcher

Ach Du Leebird!

The Faraday crab catcher lives on the shore
I’m supposing you knew that, and wish to hear more
About how it kills crabs with electrical shocks
And picks them, and eats them, right there on the rocks.

But such details might be sui generis generica,
When reading the birdy-bird Birds of Leemerica—
What you’ll hear about here
In the thereabouts there
From the pen (not the pigsty)
Of author van Laer: