The Batwing Gripe

Ach du Leebird!

A Halloween offering.

‘Bout this miserable bird is not much to be said—
By the time that folk see it, they’re totally dead,
As in morbid, defunct, and completely expired—
And that’s why the subject is grievously tired.

But we’ll say a great deal anyway—as is expected—
'Bout how this dread bird is completely infected
With viruses, poisonous vapors and c…