Karma Rum

Lyrics: Bezobub visits the Dalai Llama for a brief but pithy discussion about life and death

Karma Rum

I caught up with the Dalai Lama

Just as he was goin to bed

He was in his pirate pajamas    

And this is what I said

Hey Mr. Dalai Lama

What will happen to me after I’m dead?

Will I float around with the angels?

Or should it fill me with dread?

Now the Dalai Lama grasped my hand

With a worrisome gleam in his eye

He raised his brow and said holy cow

You’re …