En Garde (Ballet, with a "B")

The Lyrics

En garde!

I have returned

The Dalai Lama failed

To move me groove me

To polish me or smooth me

Or throw my sorry ass in jail

And now I am your nightmare

The unconquered foe

En garde

My rapier is ready

Let’s start the show

A duel to the finish

As the daylight breaks

Man to man, swine to Viking

We’ll sort out the fakes

You cannot refuse me

The Viking code is clear

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